
I hate the perceived sexiness of the saxophone. At some point in human history, someone somewhere decided that the saxophone would be the default instrument for all sex-music. And I really resent that.
I also resent the myth that there is anything sexy about watching a woman play the saxophone. (OK, apart from Abby from The Zutons.) The squinty face, the bulbous cheeks, the whole pursed lip thing -- yeah, really gets me going.
THE MYTH!

THE REALITY!

THE MYTH!

THE REALITY!

I think I've made my point.