Wednesday, 27 February 2008

#0087. BEREAVEMENT TATTOOS.

Sure, there are people in my life that I like and everything. Jesus, there's even a couple I'd probably miss quite a bit if they died. But that doesn't mean I'd want to spend the rest of my life looking at a badly-sketched portrait of their face on my thigh every time I took a shower.

And even if I did, I'd like to think I'd go for someone close to me. Wife, child, mother. And not, for example, the Beverly Hills fucking Ninja. Chris Farley for god's sake. I mean, even his own family weren't that bothered.

4 comments:

Puck said...

And why for fucks sake pick a picture of the man looking at his coke haggered worst?

that guy must have been thumbing through pictures of Farley and at that one - took, after what i presume, is a five day speedball and cheesecake bender - said "Yes, that how i want to remeber him, as the fat burn out he became"

Jon Brown said...

And what happened to the top lip on the other portrait?

I mean Jesus, if tattooists can't be trusted to get the likeness of Chris 'Black Sheep' Farley right, what chance have they got with your dead baby?

The Ageing Gamer said...

It looks like a fat Kurt Cobain!

BunnyMendelbaum said...

I just want to know what body part that tattoo is on? Is that a calf? Holy Kankle Batman!