Which five historical figures -- living or dead -- would you invite to a fantasy dinner party?
Well, I'll tell you, since everyone's answer is the same anyway: Jesus, Elvis, Oscar Wilde, JFK, Einstein.
Brilliant. Five of the biggest show-offs in human history. I thought this was supposed to be my dinner party. I'm the one who's supposed to be showing off, not John F. fucking Kennedy. Oh, "Bay of Pigs" this, "Marilyn Monroe" that. Why don't you just sit down, shut the fuck up and listen to what happened to me when I was playing Call of Duty 4 online the other night?
And guess who's going to end up clearing the plates away? I'll give you a clue: it won't be Jesus.
6 comments:
At least you know Jesus would bring enough food for everyone. Just make sure you have plenty of water on standby...
hahahaha!
gem!
Swap JFK for 'Nelson Mandela' if the person wants to seem more right-on (man).
I reckon Jesus would be perfect for doing the washing up, he could even act as draining board, two plates at a time.
...coz he y'know has holes in his hands...
have been reading ur blog for a few months now... love that you keep it so up to date... good stuff chap. keep um coming.
Thanks pal.
And screw Mandela. He's banned from my house after the TV coverage of his release caused me to miss the Ultimate Warrior Vs. Ravishing Rick Rude in 1990.
I'll give you a long fucking walk to freedom.
(I have no idea what I mean by this.)
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