#0094. THE TROJAN SOUP.

You're in a Thai restaurant. You make your selection -- Kitsune Udon. It sounds nice. Some kind of noodle-based dish, apparently.

And then it arrives.

And -- somehow, someway -- it's a bowl of fucking soup.

See, nowhere on the menu did it mention the whole 'bowl of soup' thing. And I'll tell you why -- because if they told you it was a bowl of soup, no one would order it.

Hence 'the Trojan Soup' -- you only find out it's soup when it's too late. And obviously then you have to spend the rest of the evening pretending to whoever you're with that you knew it was soup all along.

"Mmm. Soup. Soup as a main course. Cannot be beaten."

Trojan Soup. What a bitch.