Wednesday, 19 March 2008

#0096. SITTING IN A TRAFFIC JAM ON THE MOTORWAY, WHINING ABOUT HOW, THANKS TO SOME IDIOT, YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO MISS "ROSS KEMP ON GANGS"...

... then getting to the front of the jam and seeing the mangled wreckage of two family cars, and some people on the hard-shoulder crying, and a child's shoe on the road, and some blood with sand on it, then feeling a bit guilty and having to do the whole 'well that really puts everything into perspective/at least I'm still alive' thing, followed by a long, contemplative pause.

(Even though all you're actually thinking about is how you're probably going to miss "Ross Kemp On Gangs".)

(It was the one on the Yardies.)

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