I mean for god's sake, you've got a hot Mediterranean woman in knee-high sexboots and impractical underpants -- surely it's impossible to make her look unsexy. Right?
Apparently not if you're an amateur pornographer and you're from Spain. All you do is pose her at a cheap keyboard, lay some sheet music out, then put a pair of jumbo headphones on her as if to suggest she's currently listening to the demo track.
And there you go. Job done. Seriously, they shouldn't be allowed to make their own pornography if this is the kind of sick rubbish they're going to peddle.
