#0111. THE WAY THE MAN ON THE TRAIN LAST NIGHT HAD TO GET EVERY LAST MORSEL FROM HIS GAY LITTLE TRIFLE.

And is it just me, or does the final 30 seconds of this video -- the bit with the fingers -- remind anyone else of a woman masturbating?

#0110. THE WAY MY DAD ALWAYS USED TO TELL ME THAT THE ACTRESS WHO PLAYED OLIVE IN 'ON THE BUSES' WAS ACTUALLY REALLY HOT IN REAL LIFE.

Oi dad -- remember that little kid you used to watch TV with? Nine years old, about four foot five, brown hair? Well guess what -- he grew up and he got the internet.

And look what he found the other day…

I knew it was bullshit.

#0109. FORGETTING JUST HOW LOUD YOUR CENTRAL LOCKING IS UNTIL YOU'RE SAT AT THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS, NEXT TO A MAN SELLING THE BIG ISSUE.

And somehow, it's even louder if it's a black man selling the Big Issue.