"Hang on... OK it's a woman. Phew! For one second I thought that was an old man with a pony... Oh my god, it is! It's a dude! ... Jesus Christ that's revolting..."
"Shit, he's coming this way! He's coming, he's coming, he's coming! ... Oh my god, what if it touches me?! ..."
"OK, he's gone... And I think I've just been sick in my mouth."