Monday, 27 April 2009

#0157. THE WAY TV SPORTS PRESENTER JOHN INVERDALE ISN'T DISABLED.

Seriously, have you ever seen anyone who'd look more at home in a wheelchair?

I can just see him now -- "Oi mate, give us a push!" 

Or whatever it is people in wheelchairs say.

At the absolute least he's got the look of someone who works closely with the disabled. That's the dry, unstyled hair of a man who knows his way around an electric bath-lift.

But no, apparently he's fully able.

Confusing.

Friday, 24 April 2009

#0156. HIGHLY SPECIFIC INTERNET POLLS, AND THEIR LARGELY UNSURPRISING RESULTS.

Oh yeah, there's something I've been meaning to ask you...

Just curious, because it's kind of a hot topic right now. Don't know whether you've heard, but it's pretty much the question on everyone's lips, sort of thing. 

Hang on. The votes are in. They've been counted and verified by an independent adjudicator and I can now reveal the final result is as follows: 

Wow. Glad we've finally cleared that one up.