
Let me give you an example.
Now, I'm no medical expert, but my advice in this particular instance would simply be, "Stop eating chocolates at work."

Oh, and in case you were wondering -- cricket and masturbation? Yeah turns out there's no real scientific link.
OK now here's a question our internet sex doctor from the Indian continent does know the answer to.
Granted, it's a fairly easy one.

And finally, boy asks doctor: "Is this normal?" Doctor tells boy: "No. No I'm afraid that's not quite normal."
