#0178. GETTING A FACEBOOK UPDATE NOTIFYING ME THAT SOMEONE I WORKED WITH IN A VIDEO SHOP NINE YEARS AGO, "HAS BECOME A FAN OF 'THE TOBY CARVERY.'"

I'll be totally honest, I thought social networking had bottomed out the day I read this:

But today. Today I went deeper. Today I discovered the Hope Diamond of inane social network bullshit.

There it is, in among the Mafia Wars (obviously) updates:

And somehow, it just felt like the end.